February 2012
doctor: what is wrong why have you come to see me
me: am i ugly
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
mistressofmetal:
lordoftheinternet:
non-american accents are either really hot or really adorable like they’re never not one of those things
Australian beats all.
